History
The SeXXXpensive Experience
~~~~~~~Flashback……..
It all started many years ago when baby Jens popped out of his mother’s belly
and began running around naked in freezing cold Germany. His mother,
trying desperately to put clothes on the stubborn little guy,
pretty soon had to give up. Because Jens seemed to enjoy shaking his ass so much,
she decided to compromise on a tight-fitting thong. Shortly thereafter
in Bavaria baby Ruediger came along. While loving his leather
lederhosen, when the Octoberfest came around he quickly stripped down
to a checkered white-blue thong. His first words: “Ein Proooosit!”.
At about this time a tall, skinny kid named Michele was born in the middle
of Italy. Instead of a rattle his parents gave him a guitar.
Little Michele quickly discovered that the girls loved music.
Putting one and one together he started singing “let´s play naked ultimate”.
It still works.
Some time later a hairy, blonde baby was born somewhere between Canada
and Germany and his parents, not knowing what to name him, decided on
the obvious name of Harry. Instead of being pulled out of the womb,
Harry came diving out. While a bit shy about being completely naked,
Harry loved showing off his hairy booty, so a thong seemed the natural thing
to wear. Then, in Northern Catalunya on the family cow farm,
an incredible child was born. The doctor was amazed that, for the first time
in his life, he delivered a baby that came out with beer on his breath
and clutching a cigarette. Later tests showed that the mother
was completely sober. Miq´s parents knew that he would be a future European leader,
little did they expect it to be on the striptease stage. Around the time
little naked Miq was chasing the cows a huge baby was born in the forest of southern Belgium.
Because of Jelle´s brute strength, his parents had trouble clothing this
child and just let him run around in the forest for the next 10 years.
His first piece of clothing was a leather strap that he made out of sheepskin.
Rumors began floating around Europe of the legendary thonged
Too Big. Not far away, near the Belgian city of Leuven, a son was born
to a family of beer brewers. Considering his ancestry it was only consequent
that Manneken-Peter was raised on a strict diet of golden Belgian beer
and from the start considered it his mission to spread the word for the potent liquid.
The crafty fellow soon found out that the level of beer consumption
can be increased by playing well-known hits, so to this day everywhere
he goes he takes a record player and his favourite LPs from the Seventies along.
In Canada, a year or so later, baby Chris came dancing out of his mother’s belly.
Everyone marveled at how this child loved to show off his package
(although very small at the time). Fast as lightening and believing
that he was some kind of cat, Chris would put up a fight until his mom dressed him in
his favorite leopard-skin thong. Time flew by until two babies
were born simultaneously in southern Florida and central Switzerland.
The miraculous thing was that they were twins separated by only 8 days
and two continents. The more handsome twin, Flo, came out with a strong
affinity for beautiful women, sometimes even believing he himself was one.
After grabbing the large breast of the nurse his favorite
game quickly became playing doctor. At the same time, a hyper little guy was born
in the islands of Florida. His parents, being hippies and knowing that
he would spend most of his life naked and on the beach,
gave him the crazy name Rocky Beach. It is a well known fact that
little Rocky did not wear clothes until he was five and loved running around
flashing his stuff. Shortly thereafter a funny bald baby
named Sili was born. Although it was cold and snowy in the Swiss Alps,
Sili refused to grow any hair or wear clothes. With this toughness
mixed with incredible agility, everyone knew that Sili would
one day be a great star on the dance floor. Thunder and lightning rocked
the earth when finally Thor came leaping out of his mother’s womb
in the green pastures of Denmark. An unprecedented bundle of
pure physical energy the little guy just wouldn’t stop running,
so it took years until his parents were actually able to put anything
resembling clothes on him. Albeit a very peaceful child they nevertheless
couldn’t seem to prevent him from constantly swinging his little hammer.
~~~~Twenty or so years later……
Last year (2003) was a big step for the guys now known as SeXXXpensive.
After the huge success of the Village-People-tour it seemed only consequent
The first Rimini Striptease (year 2001) experience occurred when 5 Bravas players
decided to spice up the Saturday night party at the disco. Wanting to be a bit more classy
than the usual strippers these guys decided to have thongs custom made for the event.
Chris, looking back to his roots (see above), wore a leopard-skin thong.
Rocky brought a red thong and Miq wore a bright pink one (which was later
stolen by a fan and is now a valued collector´s item) and matching pink bunny ears.
The next year Chris, Miq, and Rocky needed some help. They went out and picked
some of the finest stripping talent in the ultimate world. By signing on Flo,
Jens and Rue they knew that the night could only be incredible.
The crowd was exhilarated, the dancers were pumped up, the show amazing
and the bouncers had a hard time keeping the groupies at bay. Rocky’s dad
was hired as a manager to organize an impromptu US-tour.
Keeping up with fan pressure to constantly improve their stunning show,
they decided to take on Peter and go for a Village People theme.
SeXXXpensive wanted something to make the crowd go really crazy – and it did.
Getting nearly 1,000 people to dance and sing to YMCA was one of the most
memorable moments in their career.
to yet again test new limits. To guarantee another eye-goggling show
some of the sexiest talent around - Harry, Jelle, Michele, Sili and
Thor - was recruited. But that´s not all: For the first time SeXXXpensive
will also perform live on the beach.
Grab us.